The death of a very rare species.....

added 27/08/2008 01:00:00

I was casting my eye round the restaurant on Saturday night, ensuring all was well and there were no shenanigans afoot (Saturday night is prime time for shenanigans and shenanigans cousin, tomfoolery. I have no time for either on a Saturday night),[...]

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A wedge like a salami and a brain like a pea....

added 26/08/2008 01:00:00

It wasn't just Grandpa Charlie that was guilty of speaking without first engaging his cranium maximus at the weekend, there was this old duffer too.... "That was just lovely" says he as I bring him his bill. He was an affable enough sort of[...]

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Dueling waiters......

added 25/08/2008 01:00:00

It was a "funny" old weekend. Whilst some people barely spoke a word some some people clearly have no idea when to shut the fuck up. I mean we all like a bit of chat and what have you, personally I can wax lyrical about all sorts of stuff and[...]

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Relief.....

added 23/08/2008 01:00:00

More arse relief for those who have a problem in that department comes in the form of these handy wipes from the very politely named, chefsbum.co.uk . Believe me I hesitated for a moment before I clicked the link. The bumpf on their site says,[...]

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With apologies to Engelbert Humperdinck...

added 22/08/2008 01:00:00

It's good to be passionate about something. It's good to care about something. I mean we need passionate people in the world to care about old buildings, and dogs, and the rights of the downtrodden indigenous peoples of the Brazilian rain forest.[...]

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Hello my name is Manuel and I'm a recovering Goth....

added 21/08/2008 01:00:00

I was just thinking the other day about how Little Miss Manuel and I always have a good time when we go out to eat. We don't always have great meals but we always have a good laugh and a sparklingly entertaining time. It's always been like that[...]

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Three vicars walk into a restaurant...

added 20/08/2008 01:00:00

People sometimes ask me if all my stories are true. The impertinence of it. Pfft! "Manuel....", they ask with their curious little faces contorted with wonder and cynicism, "....are all your stories true?" Honestly that's what they say,[...]

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Hic....

added 19/08/2008 01:00:00

My boss, The Glorious Leader, seems to think it's okay to get his waiters half tanked and then send them out to work. I think he is recording us for one of those funniest home video type shite programmes. Either that or he has badly estimated our[...]

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Date Rape Face and E-FIT Boy

added 18/08/2008 01:00:00

Friday was chocker block with weekend warriors, office parties, and easily excited tourists. (Ditty's biscuits and Cafe Cremes were a big hit this weekend) There wasn't a seat to be had. If your name wasn't down you weren't getting in. Not that[...]

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Yes, yes I know it's juvenile but....

added 17/08/2008 01:00:00

Ditty's Irish oatmeal biscuits are the perfect accompaniment to good Irish cheeses and are served in all the best restaurants, and some rubbish ones too. They are also a never ending source of amusement for waiters who really should know[...]

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